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How many pillows do you need?

Personally, I’m a two pillow guy, three if I’m spooning one, but typically to get a good nights sleep and wake up with no cricks or criques or however the hell you spell that word, I need two pillows. And I mean two pillows stacked on one another, not side by side…because that would be […]

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Awkward Silence

I have a bit in my stand up routine that could very well be THE bit that defines my whole act and place me among the greatest stand up comedians who’ve ever walked the face of the earth. Ok, I’m overshooting by about 100,000 comedians but hey, you got to have a dream, right? This […]

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A Race Story

Black people trip me out! I hope I got your attention. As we all know February is black history month and I’ve got something to say. This little thought came to me when I was at the premier of a movie I was fortunate enough to have a role in called – Wendell Scott (A […]

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Falling Down a Flight of Stairs

I hope I never experience the terror of falling down a flight of stairs. It seems like it would be a very painful event and from all the movies I’ve seen of people falling down a flight of stairs, it usually ends in their demise. Not something I’d wish on anyone. Well, actually, there are […]

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Speed Trap App

I would like to give a big shout out to the dude who flashed his lights at me last night to warn me of a cop sitting up ahead. Big ups to you my friend, big ups. Even though I wasn’t speeding I thought it was very considerate for a fellow human being, a perfect […]

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A Head for Hats

I learned something about myself a long time ago that has haunted me everyday of my life.  I do not have a head for hats.  There I said it.  I don’t.  I wish I did because hats are cool but I can’t wear a hat no matter how cool it is.  I don’t know why exactly, maybe it […]

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Hope

January 9th, 2011.  Nine days after I resolved to burn off all the holiday cheer by eating clean and working out.  How’s it going thus far?  Well, I’m hoping to make it to the gym for the first time this year very soon.   Plus, I think I may have finished off the last of […]

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